[I watched a documentary last night about how pickles are made.=
It was jarring.
Thought I’d join in =
the action and find some pickle questions to dill-light everyone.]
What do you ca=
ll a pickle wannabe that is lined up on the counter but never put in a jar?=
A queue-cumber.
Where’s the favorite store=
s for buying cukes in London?
Pickle-dilly Circus.
=
Why was a driver pulled ove=
r for throwing a pickle at another car?
It w=
asn’t a Vlasic case of road rage, but it’s still Claussen quite=
a commotion.
Why did Costco stop selling 5-gallon jars of pickles?
Shelving =
them was cucumbersome.
What’s a cucumber’s favorite musical instrumen=
t?
A pickle-o.
Why is the pickle container always open?
Because it’s =
ajar.
On what radio station would you hear Bob Dill-on?
Vlasic rock.
What’s =
a baby gherkin’s favorite TV channel?
Pickleodeon.
What did the pickle d=
o when it won the blue ribbon at the fair?
Nothing. It just stood there =
to relish the moment.
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] =
www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, T=
his I Love!"