Sue W lamented, “Whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope=
you’re happy now.”
Tim M forecasted, “Slightly exhausted with =
a 100% chance of coffee and scattered sarcastic comments throughout the day=
=2E”
Sharon C added, “Sadly, I do most of my proofreading after I hit=
sned.”
Wayne I realized, “Finally, at age 80, everything is starting=
to click for me. My knees, my elbows, my neck . . . “
Marilyn L admi=
tted, “At my age, rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Ge=
tting up off the floor then is another story,”
Mike B acknowledged, “=
Accidentally took a 10 minute video of my feet. It was actually pretty good=
footage.”
Kim R stated, “To the person who invented the zero, thanks=
for nothing.”
Jerry T said, “The coffee shop had a sign that said, =
‘No Wi-Fi. Pretend it’s 1973.’ So, I paid 10 cents =
for my coffee and lit a cigarette.”
Beth S bemoaned, “I accidentally =
drank holy water with my laxative and now I may start a religious movement.=
”
Ginger P related, “I got my friend a telepathic abacus. Not m=
uch of a gift, but it’s the thought that counts.”
Scott M questioned,=
“Why is childbirth called delivery and not takeout?”
Joanne H knows,=
“50% of homeowning is hearing strange noises and hoping they are mad=
e by ghosts because I can’t afford to fix them.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
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[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"