** “I had a terrible education. I attended a school for e=
motionally disturbed teachers.”
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** “My greatest nightmare as a teache=
r is tying a wet shoelace when it hasn’t been raining.”
** “My =
teachers are the only people I know who lose sleep over other people’=
s kids.”
** “A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of childr=
en in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she’s =
looking at.”
** “I teach high school math. I sell a product to a mark=
et that doesn’t want it but is forced by law to buy it.”
** “I =
think my teacher is a thief. She steals things from home and brings them to=
work.”
** “I noticed that my math teach gets EXCITING confused with =
BORING a lot.”
** “I won’t say I was a slow developer, but our=
teacher was quite pleased to have someone her own age in the class to talk=
to.”
** In a teacher’s diary: “I had another wild night last n=
ight. I finished grading papers at 11:00 p.m. I stayed up and partied until=
11:02 p.m.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"