[Always start each month with puns, but this is the final batch=
of Tom Swifties. Combined these last five letters since few adverbs start =
with those end-of-alphabet letters]
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sp;
“I can tell which way the wind is blowi=
ng,” said Tom vainly.
"I feel so… empty," said Tom vacuously.
"I=
‘m clenching my jaw because my pastor has a toothache," said Tom vicar=
iously.
"Give me some Chinese food," said Tom wantonly.
"Who? What? When=
?" asked Tom warily.
"Stretching it to make five cups of tea from one b=
ag is too much," said Tom weakly.
=
"Stop that horse!" cried Tom woe=
fully.
"I know all the wherefores," said Tom wisely.=
"I like hard drin=
ks stronger than whiskey!" said Tom ryely.
"I’m very popular with women=
," said Don wanly.
"I wish I could remember the name of that old card g=
ame," said Tom wistfully.
“And sometimes you lose,” said Tom win=
somely.
"The entire map collection has been stolen!" said Tom xerograph=
ically.
"When I swore, my mother made me eat soap," said Tom zestfully.=
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
bob=
@grif.net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I =
Love!"