I believe the invention of the shovel was groundbreaking.
But the earlier invention of the broom swept the =
nation.
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“Hello everyone, and welcome to p=
lastic surgery addicts anonymous.
I see a lo=
t of new faces here tonight, and I have to say I’m pretty disappointe=
d.”
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The first question they asked me at t=
he newspaper was, “Why do you want to become an editor?”
So, I started my answer with, “Well, to make=
a long story short . . .”
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At the res=
taurant, the waitress checked on us and saw my iced tea glass was empty. Sh=
e asked, “I noticed your glass was empty. Would you like another one?=
”
I stared at her and replied, “=
Why would I want two empty glasses?”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"