[Questions a Dad Might Ask]
>>Do cannibals like to=
meat people?
>>If two vegetarians are arguing, do they have a beef with ea=
ch other?
>>Is turning vegan a big missed steak?
>>Do butchers link sausage=
s to make ends meat?
>>If a pea rolls off a plate on to the table, is it c=
onsidered an esca-pea?
>>Is it still a candy cane if it’s not in mint=
condition?
>>If someone steals your coffee, have you been mugged?
~~POSSIBLE ANSWERS TO DAD JOKES QUIZ~~
1. What do you cal=
l a cheese that isn’t yours?
Nacho Che=
ese
2.=
What does a bee use to brush its hair?
Hone=
ycomb
3. How does the ocean greet the beach?
It =
waves
4. When is the best time to go to the dentist?
Tooth-hurty
5. What do you ca=
ll it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A Mel=
tdown
6. Why do dads take extra socks when they play a round of golf?
They might get a hole in one
7. What do baby ears of corn c=
all their fathers?
Pop Corn
8. Where do boats go w=
hen they get seasick?
To the Dock=
9. Why couldn=
217;t the bicycle stand up by itself?
It was=
two tired
10. What sort of shoes do ninjas wear?
Sneakers
11. Where do you learn how to make banana splits?
In Sundae School
12. I asked my dog what two minus two was. What was h=
is answer?
He said nothing=
13. Where do little sa=
plings go to learn?
Elemen-tree school
14. What =
do you call a cut-down tree that can’t answer dad questions?
Stumped
15. What do you call a very poor Santa Claus?
S=
t Nickel-less
16. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
=
So-fish-ticated
17. What to you call a manufacturer that makes products=
that are just okay?
A satis-factory
18. What do =
you call a belt that a watchmaker makes out of watches?
A waist of time
19. If a child refuses to take a nap, what is he guil=
ty of?
Resisting arrest
20. What do a tick and the=
Eiffel Tower have in common?
Both are Paris=
sites
21. What happens to the crew if a ship carrying red paint collides with a=
ship carrying blue paint?
They are marooned=
22. =
Why should you never date a tennis player?
Love means nothing to them
23. How =
do celebrities stay cool?
They have so many =
fans
2=
4. What do you call a man who tells Dad Jokes but actually doesn’t ha=
ve any children?
A faux pa=
25. Why are Dad Jokes =
about elevators classic and well-liked by all?
They work on many levels
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"