07/10/23 Grif.Net – Dad Joke Quiz

[When can a person start using “Dad Jokes”?  T=
he answer should be apparent. Here are some lousy dad jokes WITHOUT the pun=
ch line/answer. Your task is to complete each to make children everywhere g=
roan and roll their eyes. Have fun with this very odd quiz.]

 

1. What do you call =
a cheese that isn’t yours? _______________

 

2. What does a bee use to brush =
its hair? _______________

 

3. How does the ocean greet the beach? _______________

 

4. Whe=
n is the best time to go to the dentist? _______________

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5. What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum=
? _______________

 

6. Why do dads take extra socks when they play a round of golf?=
_______________

 

7. What do baby ears of corn call their fathers? _______________=

 

8. Wh=
ere do boats go when they get seasick? _______________

 

9. Why couldn’t the =
bicycle stand up by itself? _______________

 

10. What sort of shoes do ninjas we=
ar? _______________

 

11. Where do you learn how to make banana splits? _________=
______

 

12. I asked my dog what two minus two was. What was his answer? _________=
______

 

13. Where do little saplings go to learn? _______________

 

14. What do you call =
a cut-down tree that can’t answer dad questions? _______________=

 

15. What d=
o you call a penniless Santa Claus? _______________

16. What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie? _____________=
__

 

17.=
What do you call a manufacturer that makes products that are just okay? __=
_____________

 

18. What do you call a belt that a watchmaker makes out of watches?=
_______________

 

19. If a child refuses to take a nap, what is he guilty of? ____=
___________

 

20. What do a tick and the Eiffel Tower have in common? _____________=
__

 

21.=
What happens to the crew if a ship carrying red paint collides with a ship=
carrying blue paint? _______________

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22. Why should you never date a tennis play=
er? _______________

23. How do celeb=
rities stay cool? _______________

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24. What do you call a man who tells Dad Jokes =
but actually doesn’t have any children? _______________

 

25. Why are Dad Jok=
es about elevators classic and well-liked by all? _______________

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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