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07/07/23 Grif.Net – Weakly Smiles (part 13)

07/07/23 Grif.Net – Weakly Smiles (part 13)

[These odd thoughts courtesy of an odd frien=
d, er, old friend. Blame him, not me.]

The inventors of the ferris wheel=
and merry-go-round never met.

Evidently, th=
ey traveled in different circles.

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The inventor of the heat index factor died rece=
ntly.

He was 81 but felt like he was 104.

 

The in=
ventor of the throat lozenge died.
There was no coffin at his funeral.

 

The inv=
entor of the waterbed allowed his children to jump up and down on it.
It=
is thought he filled it with spring water.

 

The inventor of a new restaurant ch=
ain called it ‘Peace and Quiet’.
Kids’ meals are only $150

 

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Dr Bob Gri=
ffin

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