Q: Why should you research the best firework stands before maki=
ng your purchase?
A: You want to get the bes=
t bang for your buck
Q: When is the only time that the colors red, white, and bl=
ue don’t represent freedom?
A: When they are=
flashing behind your car while you’re driving
Q: If all the pigs on the fa=
rm throw a Fourth of July celebration, what is it called?=
A: The “In-the-Pen-Dance Party"
Q: How come there aren=
’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
A: Because freedom rings
=
Q: What kind of drink did the American colonists like =
best?
A: Liber-tea.
Q: Why was the owner of the =
fireworks stand smiling?
A: Sales around the 4th of July were booming
Q: What =
do many people consume on the 5th of July?
A: An independence-day-old pi=
zza
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Dr =
Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=