[First weekday of the month means puns, and this is the next-to=
-last batch of Tom Swifty jokes, focused on “U”]
"The bank doesn=
‘t even want me as a depositor," said Tom unaccountably.
"Get Smoky out=
of here!" said Park Ranger Tom unbearably.
"My Chinese cookie is empty=
," said Tom unfortunately.
"Let me see if I can prove that point,"=
said Tom unassumingly.
"No, the card didn’t go up my sleeve," said Tom=
underhandedly.
=
"The lion has its head caught in the skylight," said To=
m uproariously.
=
"No, I won’t give you a note saying your excused," said=
Tom unwaveringly.
"I prefer painting on walls rather than canvas,” sa=
id Tom uneasily.
"I want to date other girls," said Tom unsteadily.
"Oop=
s, I’ve ripped my pants!" said Tom unseemly.
"Carnivals are noisy and u=
seless," griped Tom unfairly.
&nbs=
p;
“I don’t want to die intestate,=
221; said Tom unwillingly.
=
"Alas, I am inconsolable!" said Tom uncomfor=
tably.
“This is homemade soup from scratch,” boasted Tom uncannily.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, Thi=
s I Love!"