[My flag is proudly waving on Flag Day, so will not “joke=
” about that banner. But it will NOT stop my jokes about other =
flags]
>>Did you hear that the Chinese flag was well-like by travel critic=
s?
They said it was five stars.
>>Why are Am=
ericans so concerned about travel to communist countries?=
There are red flags all over.
>>The Libyan flag was all gre=
en for 35 years, but now has a crescent moon. Will it change again soon?Probably. I think their flag is just going through a phase.
>>Why did the =
repairman put a French flag decal on a vacuum cleaner?
He wanted to make it suck again.
>>What is the best thing abou=
t Switzerland?
Its flag is a big plus.
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>>A v=
isitor from Amsterdam was chatting with me, jokingly explaining about the r=
ed, white, and blue in the Netherlands flag.
“Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red whe=
n we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay=
them."
I responded, "That’s the same with the US flag, only w=
e see stars, too."
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, =
This I Love!"