Did you hear about the veterinarian who prescribes birth-contro=
l pills for dogs?
It’s part of the ci=
ty’s anti-litter campaign.
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The topic of the day at Army Airborne School was what you should do if=
your parachute malfunctions. We had just gotten to the part about reserve =
parachutes when another student raised his hand.
“If the main parachute mal=
functions,” he said, “how long do we have to deploy the reserve=
?”
Looking the trooper square in the face, the instructor replied, “T=
he rest of your life.”
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After finishing ou=
r Chinese food, my husband and I cracked open our fortune cookies.
Mine read, =
220;Be quiet for a little while.”
His read, “Speak while you have a c=
hance.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"