[Oneth of the Month puns and in June we’ve reached “=
;T” in our list of Tom Swifty humor]
"I flunked this lousy exam,&quo=
t; said Tom testily.
"This dugout is infested with crawling bugs," sai=
d Tom trenchantly.
"Don’t sneeze with your mouth full," said the Carpen=
ter to Tom tactfully
"I only get Newsweek magazine," said Tom timeless=
ly.
&q=
uot;My bid for this contract aims to please," said Tom tenderly.
=
"I’ve =
brought back the U-Haul I borrowed," said Tom truculently.
"I can’t fin=
d the spare," said Tom tirelessly.
"Parsley, sage, and rosemary," =
said Tom timelessly.
"I have no idea," said Tom thoughtlessly.
"How do =
you like this negligee?" asked Tom’s wife transparently.
"Mondays=
, Wednesdays, and Fridays I think I’m a wigwam; Tuesdays, Thursdays, and we=
ekends I think I’m a teepee," said Tom too tensely.
“I’m final=
ly getting the knack of throwing a boomerang,” said Tom triflingly.
"I=
work at a bank," said Tom tellingly.
~~
Dr=
Bob Griffin
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