Phoning a patient, the doctor says, “I have some bad news=
and some worse news. The bad news is that you have only 24 hours left to l=
ive.”
“That is bad news,” the patient replies. “What coul=
d be worse?”
The doctor answers, “I’ve been trying to reach you=
since yesterday.”
~~
One day in early fall a class of second graders was discuss=
ing “What I want to be when I grow up.” The teacher received th=
e usual replies—a fireman, a nurse, an astronaut.
Then she asked a young=
ster deep in thought what he would like to be someday. He looked up with a =
frown and replied, “I don’t even know what I want to be for Hal=
loween yet!”
~~
=
Son: “I wish I had enough money to buy an elephant.”
Mom: &=
#8220;What on earth do you need an elephant for?”
Son: “I don’t=
=2E I just need the money.”
 =
;
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Lo=
ve!"