[Someone asked how I developed such a “unique” (=
220;warped”) sense of humor. In one word? Groucho. Groucho Marx was a=
hero of mine with his wit, his odd one-liners, and his subtle word plays]
>&g=
t; “I never forget a face, but in your case, I’ll be glad to ma=
ke an exception.”
>> “One morning I shot an elephant in my paja=
mas. How he got in my pajamas, I don’t know.”=
>> “Althou=
gh it is generally known, I think it’s about time to announce that I =
was born at a very early age.”
&n=
bsp;
>> “From the moment I picked up =
your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I int=
end reading it.”
>> “Gentlemen: If you continue to print slande=
rous material about me, I shall feel compelled to cancel my subscription.&#=
8221;
>> “Why a four-year-old child could understand this report! R=
un out and find me a four-year-old child, I can’t make head or tail o=
f it.”
>> “I was married by a judge. I should have asked f=
or a jury.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This =
I Love!"