Little Jacob saw his Grandma coming down the walk with his Mom.=
"I sure am happy to see you, Grandma! Now maybe Daddy will do the tri=
ck he’s been promising."
Grandma was curious and asked, "What trick is =
that?"
Jacob answered, "I heard him tell Mommy that he would climb the =
walls if you came to visit again."
The lad then asked his Grandma how old sh=
e was. Grandma smiled and answered, "39 and holding."
Jacob thought for=
a moment, and then said, "And how old would you be if you let go?&quo=
t;
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~~ANSWERS to Percentages Quiz=
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1) 37% of Americans eat fast food once a day
2) 41% of Amer=
icans cannot name one freedom guaranteed by 1st Amendment.
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3) 63=
% of American prison inmates are unable to read
4) 19% of American men do h=
ousework (cook, clean, laundry, etc) daily
5) 12% of Americans aged 16-50=
once worked for McDonalds in their lifetime
6) 23% of Americans do not kn=
ow who we fought to win independence
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bsp;
7) 7% of Americans claim never to take=
a bath or shower
8) 27% of Americans do not believe that the moon landings=
took place
9) 69% of Americans have less than $1000 in savings
10) 31% of =
American land is owned by the Federal Government
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=
e.www.avast.com
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