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05/05/23 Grif.Net – Vacation 101

05/05/23 Grif.Net – Vacation 101

I’m not too good at geography, but I’m sure I can n=
ame at least one city in France.

I think th=
at’s Nice.

 

Where do Italian pepperoni like to go on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

 

Where is a math teacher’s f=
avorite holiday destination?

Times Square.

 

What d=
id E.T.’s mother say to him when he got home from his vacation?
"W=
here on Earth have you been?”

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sp;

By the way, why don’t many aliens visit our p=
lanet?
It has terrible ratings. Just one star.

 

I LIKE TO WRITE MY JOKES IN CA=
PITALS.

THIS ONE WAS WRITTEN IN PARIS.

 

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I need six =
months of vacation.
But only twice a year.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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