[Topics for discussion if you find extra time in the TSA lines =
at the airport this morning]
Who invented the first airplane that co=
uldn’t take off?
The Wrong Brothers.
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Why did the librarian get chucked off the plane=
?
Because the flight was overbooked.
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What happens when you wea=
r a watch on a plane?
Time flies.
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The airline lost my luggage, so I sued them.
Unfortu=
nately, I lost the case.
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Why should you avoid f=
lying on Peter Pan Airways?
They neverland.
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A plane ticket is the answer.
Who cares what the question is?
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.n=
et
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!&qu=
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