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05/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#17 – May)

05/01/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#17 – May)

[Continue with “s” adverbs in our stroll thru Tom S=
wifty wordplays these past 2 years. Some of these need to be read aloud to =
get full pun-ishment]

 

"Hey, you’re stepping on my foot!" said Tom stand=
offishly.

 

"I can’t tell you anything about my salivary glands," said To=
m secretively.

 

"Place all your Tom Swifty puns here," said Tom stoicall=
y.

 

&#8=
220;Would you like to buy some walleye I caught?” said Tom selfishly.=

 

&quot=
;Boy, that’s a bright star," said Tom seriously.

=

 

"I just bought a wool =
sweater," said Tom sheepishly.

&nb=
sp;

"We’re not in tune. Are you sure you are=
n’t singing flat?" asked Tom sharply.

 

"South Korea has a lovely capit=
al city," said Tom soulfully.

&nbs=
p;

"I slept in a draft last night," sai=
d Tom stiffly.

 

"I love percussion instruments," said Tom symbolically.

 

"=
I got to the bowling alley with time to spare!" said Tom strikingly.

 

"I=
‘m glad I had an extra wedding band," said Tom sparingly.

 

“I know what=
herb would make this turkey taste better,” said Tom sagely.

 

“Look at=
my muscular frame and strong build,” said Tom soberly.

 

"I unclogged t=
he kitchen drain using a vacuum cleaner," Tom said succinctly.

 

~~=

Dr Bob Griffin

[email protected] www.gri=
f.net

"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!=
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