Two Hollywood stars ran into each other at the door of their ps=
ychiatrist’s office.
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“Hello, there,” said one. “Are you c=
oming or going?”
“If I knew that,” said the other, “I wou=
ldn’t be here.”
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At a party, a young wife admonished her husband, “=
That’s the fourth time you’ve gone back for ice cream and cake.=
Doesn’t it embarrass you?”
“Why should it?” answered her=
spouse. “I keep telling them it’s for you.”
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A teenager brings her=
new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his hair=
cut, his tattoos, his piercings.
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Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, h=
e doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!”=
says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 h=
ours of community service?”
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;
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Dr Bob Griffi=
n
bob@grif.=
net www.grif.net
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"