I got 9 out of 10 on my road test for my driver’s license=
=2E
The last guy was able to get out of the =
way.
I=
f a car’s chasing you, you’ll definitely get tired.
But if you chase cars, you’ll get exhausted.=
Two Cadill=
ac drivers got in a fender-bender, got out of their cars, and then started =
yelling at each other.
Within a few seconds,=
they were in a fistfight. I guess you could say things Escaladed quickly.
Hu=
sband: “Honey, the neighbor is washing the car with his son again!=
221;
Wife: “Poor kid! Go over there an=
d tell him to use a sponge instead.”
What do Michigan autoworkers do on C=
inco de Mayo?
They have a Fort Fiesta.
=
What kind o=
f car did baby Yoda play with?
A toyoda.
When I go=
t hit by a guitar truck, it was just a fender-bender.
But at least I so=
lved the mystery of whether or not a Mercedes bends.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"
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