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04/14/23 Grif.Net – Status Updates

04/14/23 Grif.Net – Status Updates

Angela K laments, “I’m getting so old that all my f=
riends in heaven probably think I didn’t make it.”

 

Scott M related, &=
#8220;I made a playlist for when I go hiking. I’ve got songs by the P=
eanuts, the CranBerries, and Eminem. I call it my trail mix.”

 

Linda Z share=
d, “Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he Neverlands.  Sorry, but t=
his joke never gets old.”

 

Ken M wondered, “Which letter in ‘sce=
nt’ is silent, the ‘s’ or the ‘c’?”

 

Diane M o=
bserved, “How can my son pick of 300 Easter eggs in 3 minutes, while =
it takes 3 hours to pick up 5 toys from the floor in his room?

 

Bob L whined, &#82=
20;My wife wanted me to try adding lunges to my exercise program.  She=
thought that would be a big step forward.

 

Danielle S boasted, “I have a =
super-power.  I can cut thru wood just by looking at it!  I know =
it may be hard to believe, but I saw it with my own two eyes.”

 

Alric S conf=
essed, “I stole my friend’s board game.  It was a risk I h=
ad to take.”

 

Robert O said, “Most people would like to be delivered f=
rom temptation, but would like to keep in touch.”

 

Gary S taught, “Ten=
plus ten is the same as eleven plus eleven. Don’t believe me? Say it=
out loud.”

 

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Dr Bob Griffin

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