**When checking out at the grocery store it was obvious my cash=
ier was either on drugs or really spaced out, slower than molasses, and ins=
ulting me under the breath.
I still don̵=
7;t know why I use self-checkout.
 =
;
**Never buy lettuce from the Mama’s and P=
apa’s Grocery.
All the leaves are bro=
wn.
**=
I can’t believe I wasted all my time trying to help rearrange the ven=
ding machines at my local grocery store.
I&#=
8217;ve been moving them around all day, but they still say they are “=
;Out of Order”.
**Why did the pianist turn around on his way to the grocery=
store?
He forgot his Chopin Liszt.
~~ANSWERS TO &=
#8220;MORE LAST LINES” QUIZ~~
&nb=
sp;
1. "He was soon borne away by the waves =
and lost in darkness and distance."
Fra=
nkenstein, Mary Shelley
2. "He reached the top of the bank in a single,=
powerful leap. Hazel followed; and together they slipped away, running eas=
ily down through the wood, where the first primroses were beginning to bloo=
m."
Watership Down, Richard Adams
3. &qu=
ot;It was the devious-cruising Rachel, that in her retracing search after h=
er missing children, only found another orphan."
=
Moby Dick, Herman Melville
&n=
bsp;
4. "The knife came down, missing him by=
inches, and he took off."
Catch-22, Jo=
seph Heller
5. "He turned away to give them time to pull themselves together=
; and waited, allowing his eyes to rest on the trim cruiser in the distance=
=2E"
Lord of the Flies, William Go=
lding
6. "And then we continued blissfully into this small but perfect pie=
ce of our forever.
"Breaking Dawn, Stephanie Meyer
7. "She look=
ed up and across the barn, and her lips came together and smiled mysterious=
ly."
The Grapes of Wrath, John Ste=
inbeck
8. "’Rest assured, our father, rest assured. The land is not to be s=
old.’ But over the old man’s head they looked at each other and smiled.&quo=
t;
The Good Earth, Pearl S. Buck
9. "Thi=
s stone is entirely blank. The only thought in cutting it was of the essent=
ials of the grave, and there was no other care than to make this stone long=
enough and narrow enough to cover a man. No name can be read there."
Les Mis=E9rables, Victor Hugo
10. "An ex=
cellent year’s progress."
Bridget Jones=
’s Diary, Helen Fielding
&nb=
sp;
11. "The offing was barred by a black ba=
nk of clouds, and the tranquil waterway leading to the utmost ends of the e=
arth flowed sombre under an overcast sky — seemed to lead into the he=
art of an immense darkness."
Heart of D=
arkness, Joseph Conrad
12. "’God’s in his heaven, all’s right wit=
h the world,’ whispered Anne softly."
A=
nne of Green Gables, Lucy Maud Montgomery
~~
Dr Bob Griffin
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