[These insults are from an era before the English language got =
boiled down to 4-letter words. Insults, then, had some class]
>>"I did=
n’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it.&q=
uot;
– Mark Twain
>>"He has no enemies =
but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
– Oscar Wilde
>>"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night=
of my new play. Bring a friend, if you have one."
– George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill.
"Cannot possibly attend first night. I will attend the se=
cond. if there is one."
– Winston Churc=
hill, in response.
>>"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book.=
I’ll waste no time reading it."
– Mose=
s Hadas
>>A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either di=
e on the gallows, or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I e=
mbrace your policies or your mistress."
>>"He had delusions of a=
dequacy." – Walter Kerr
>>"I have never killed a man, but I have=
read many obituaries with great pleasure."
– Clarence Darrow
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Dr Bob Griffin
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