Cali T shared, “My 17-year-old so has been doing chores s=
ince I got home. Mowed. Pulled weeds. Took out garbage. As any seasoned par=
ent knows, I am more suspicious than grateful.”
=
Keith B admitted, “As=
I watch the dog chasing his tail, I thought dogs are easily amused. Then I=
realized I was watching a dog chase its tail.”
=
Cathleen G lamented, “=
;I can’t believe it’s already train derailment season. I still have my spy =
balloon decorations up.”
Vince S stated, “I made a typo engraving a t=
ombstone and couldn’t use it. Really a grave mistake.”
Juli V related=
, “When the judge yelled, ‘ORDER’, I shouted ‘Pizza=
, Taco and a Soda’. Now the police are taking me out of the cou=
rtroom, and I think we’re headed to the restaurant.”=
Frank M asked, &=
#8220;What would you call it if YouTube, Twitter, and Facebook merged? =
; YouTwitFace.”
Sue W said, “Finally went to see the old movie ‘=
;Shrek’ last week. Thought it was ogre rated.”=
Randal S taught,=
“Incorrectly is the only word that when spelled right, is still spel=
led incorrectly.”
Denise H read in an article, “If you don’t kn=
ow the difference between their, there, and they’re, then your stupid=
=2E”
Jim T reminded everyone, “I’m old and not putting up with =
anything. The threat of ‘life in prison’ doesn’t hold muc=
h fear anymore.”
Ursala V complained, “I can’t access my acupun=
cture account because I’ve forgotten the pin.”
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Dr Bob Griffin
[email protected] www.grif.net =
"Jesus Knows Me, This I Love!"=
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