03/09/23 Grif.Net – At the Store

**The boy helping the clerk at the grocery store asked me if I =
would like the milk in a bag.

I said, &#8220=
;No, just leave it in the carton.”

**Think my wife left me because I’=
m too insecure.

Never mind she’s back,=
she was just at the grocery store.

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sp;

**I can always identify people who have a har=
d time counting to 10.

They are usually ahea=
d of me in the express lane at the grocery store.

**They say don’t go groce=
ry shopping while you’re hungry.

But i=
t’s been a week and I just keep getting hungrier.

**At the grocery store ch=
eckout, I was asked, “Paper or plastic?”

I said, “Either, I’m bi-sacktual.”

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Dr Bob Griffin

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