Lawyer: Now, =
I’m sure you are an honest and intelligent man.
Witness: Thank =
you. If I weren’t under oath, I’d return the =
compliment.
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Lawyer: =
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead =
people?
Witness: All =
of them. Live people put up too much of a =
fight.
~~
Lawyer: How =
was your first marriage terminated?
Witness: By =
death.
Lawyer: By whose death was it =
terminated?
Witness: Take =
a guess.
~~
Lawyer: The =
youngest boy, the 20-year-old, how old was he?
Witness: =
He’s 20, much like your IQ.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"