I won $3 =
million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of =
it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
My kids say =
that’ I’m so cheap that when I die, I’m going to walk =
toward the light. Then turn it off.
To this day, =
the boy that used to bully me at school still takes my lunch money. =
On the plus =
side, he makes great Subway sandwiches.
I have an =
inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good =
one.
I find it =
ironic that each year I celebrate my birth date, but I pass over =
celebrating my death date just because I’m not aware of =
it.
I chase =
happiness all the time and never get it. If I stop chasing, will I =
finally get it?
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"