Did you know . =
. . that you can’t beat a hard-boiled egg for =
breakfast?
Did you know . =
. . that a movie about “hot dogs” was once a real oscar =
weiner?
Did you know . =
. . that most Americans find bananas a peeling?
Did you know . =
. . that even broken candy canes are in mint =
condition?
Did you know . =
. . that money isn’t everything, but it does keep you in touch =
with your kids?
Did you know . =
. . that you can avoid taking down your Christmas lights if you turn =
your house into an Italian restaurant?
Did you know . =
. . that if you interrupt someone intent on working a puzzle you may =
hear crosswords?
Did you know . =
. . that cleaning your spice rack and throwing out items may be a waste =
of thyme?
Did you know . =
. . that if you want to drop five pounds, ladies, just let go of your =
purse?
Did you know . =
. . that time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a =
banana?
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"