[As with part =
1, this is purported to be summaries of the Bible from elementary =
school-aged children. Some of it might be from kids; most =
not]
When Mary =
heard she was the mother of Jesus, she sang the Magna =
Carta.
When the three =
wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the =
manager.
Jesus was born =
because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
St. John the =
blacksmith dumped water on his head.
Jesus =
enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do =
one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat =
alone.
It was a =
miricle when Jesus rose from the dead and managed to get the tombstone =
off the entrance.
The people who =
followed the lord were called the 12 decibels.
The epistels =
were the wives of the apostals.
One of the =
oppossums was St. Matthew who was also a =
taximan.
St. Paul =
cavorted to Christianity, he preached holy acrimony, which is another =
name for marraige.
Christians =
have only one spouse. This is called monotony
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"