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01/26/23 Grif.Net – Ten Questions about Dentists

01/26/23 Grif.Net – Ten Questions about Dentists

What kind of =
award does Wisconsin’s top dentist get?

Just a little =
plaque.

 

What is the =
number one reason patients don’t show up for root =
canals?

They lose =
their nerve.

 

What do kids =
call a dentist’s office?

The filling =
station.

 

What are =
dental X-rays called?

Tooth-pics.

 

What is the =
dentist’s favorite idiom?

Put your money =
where your mouth is.

 

Why is it =
sometimes necessary to get a second opinion from a =
dentist?

Because each =
dentist has their own floss-ophy.

 

Why did the =
FBI raid the dentist’s office?

To perform a =
cavity search.

 

What’s =
the most popular state for dentists to move to when they =
retire?
Fluorida.

 

What did the =
lawyer demand before the dentist worked on him?

A =
retainer.

 

Why is the =
Securities and Exchanges Commission investigating the =
dentist?

He’s =
accused of incisor trading.

 

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Dr Bob Griffin =

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www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"