*I recently =
started speed reading. So far, I can read “War and Peace” in =
ten seconds.
It’s =
only three words, but it’s a start.
*I bought the =
world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.
Not only is it =
terrible, but it’s also terrible.
*I just wrote =
a book on reverse psychology.
Do not read =
it.
*I invented a =
new word.
Plagiarism=
*I learned =
that a tomato is a fruit, not a vegetable.
Now I wonder =
about putting it in my fruit salad for the church =
supper.
*I think my =
memory has gotten so bad it caused me to lose my =
job.
I’m =
still employed but I just can’t remember =
where.
*I started my =
sermon by saying that we all had something in =
common.
They =
didn’t know what I was going to say and neither did =
I.
*I had my =
email password hacked again.
That’s =
the third time I’ve had to rename my cat.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"