Ken M shared, =
“I’m back with doable New Year’s Resolutions: Procrastinate more. =
Okay, I’ll start tomorrow.”
Bob T said, =
“I live to help my friends. If they lose weight, I find =
it.”
Andrea S =
boasted, “At midnight on New Year’s Eve I stood and lifted =
up my left foot so that I could start the new year on the right =
foot.”
Scott M =
related, “My obese parrot recently died. Although I’m very =
sad, it is a great weight off my =
shoulders.”
Dora S =
reminded, “On New Year’s Eve, an old Irish tradition is to =
open your door at a minute to midnight and let the old year out. =
This year I opened the doors, all the windows, even the garage just to =
be sure.”
Anthony F =
posted, “Merry Crisis and a Happy New =
Fear.”
Robert C =
repeated, “I was going to give up all my bad habits for the New =
Year, but then I remembered no one likes a =
quitter.”
Hank W =
requested, “If anyone wants to sponsor me, I’m doing a =
0.002km marathon to raised awareness for =
laziness.”
Teresa G =
admitted, “I’m older but I still like to party. And by =
‘party’, I mean ‘take =
naps’.”
Miguel M said, =
“For a resolution, I told my wife just to embrace her mistakes. =
She gave me a hug.”
Katie S =
revealed, “The Vikings hate the Packers so much that they refuse =
to win a Lombardi Trophy.”
Nathan D =
recalled, “I’m old enough to remember when toilet paper =
& eggs were so plentiful that we’d throw them at the houses of =
our enemies.”
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"