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01/11/23 Grif.Net – Bumper Crop (part 3)

01/11/23 Grif.Net – Bumper Crop (part 3)

[Bumper =
Stickers worth a chuckle. Feel free to comment on your choice of best =
one today]

 

EARTH FIRST! =
We’ll strip-mine the other planets later.

 

My wife keeps =
complaining I never listen to her (or something like that). =

 

Veni, Vedi, =
Visa: I Came, I Saw, I Shopped..

 

If it’s not =
one thing, it’s your mother.

 

The generation =
of random numbers is too important to leave to chance. =

 

Avoid =
alliterations always.

 

Dyslexics are =
teople poo.

 

(This bumper =
sticker intentionally left blank)

 

My mother was =
a moonshiner, and I love her still.

 

I’m Canadian. =
It’s like being American, but without the gun.

 

Whenever I =
feel blue, I start breathing again.

 

Wrinkled was =
not one of the things I wanted to be when I grew up. =

 

If you believe =
in telepathy, think about honking.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"