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01/02/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#13 January)

01/02/23 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#13 January)

[First of the =
month puns, continuing the 2022 series of Tom Swifty jokes. This month =
are “N” adverbs.]

 

"Why are =
you lying down so close to me in the Garden of Eden?" asked Adam =
naively.

 

"You’re a =
real zero," said Tom naughtily.

 

"The =
monster in the Loch has eaten my cake," said Tom =
necessarily.

 

"You may =
take a vacation in the south of France," said Tom =
nicely.

 

"The =
proof of the pudding is in the eating," said Tom =
nonjudgmentally.

 

“I =
can’t do it!” said Tom notably.

 

"I took a =
snapshot, but I haven’t developed it yet," said Tom =
negatively.

 

“What is =
the value of a dollar bill?” asked Tom =
noteworthily.

 

And a couple =
of “almost” Swifties . . .

“I told you not to =
ride that horse,” Tom nagged.

 

“That =
just doesn’t add up,” said Tom =
nonplussed.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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Knows Me, This I =
Love!"