Brad V said, =
“Soccer is boring to Americans. If he wanted to watch a bunch of =
guys running around without scoring, we’d watch the Denver =
Broncos.”
Kim E =
explained, “I have my very own built-in alarm clock. It’s =
called a bladder and it does not have a snooze =
button.”
Jeff W =
clarified, “Solar power is the future, but it won’t happen =
overnight.”
Chuck S =
confessed, “I don’t always go the extra mile, but when I do =
it’s because I missed my exit.”
Taylor P related, =
“Grandpa said that whenever he and grandma have a fight, he =
tightens the pickle jar so she HAS to talk to =
him.”
Sue W added =
her pun, “I have a bad, bad pain in my toe, no gout about =
it.”
Richard G =
asked, “Did you know Stephen King has a son named Joe? =
I’m not joking, but he is.”
Jacques L =
warned, “One thing I’ve learned that is very important in a =
marriage are two-word statements like ‘I’m sorry’ and =
‘it’s okay’. My wife does this very =
well.”
Penny H said, =
“I had made patience tested. It came back =
negative.”
Kevin Y =
admitted, “Wife and I =
were arguing about the laundry until I finally decided to throw in the =
towel.”
John P warns, “Television can insult your =
intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.”
Ken M =
advised, “I think =
people who use the wrong word should have the humidity to admit =
it.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"