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12/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#12 – December)

12/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#12 – December)

[Final batch =
of Tom Swifty word play . . . for the year, as we’ve reached =
“M”.  “More on the plate for January”, said =
Bob punishingly.]

 

"Ouch! I =
pinched my cheek trying to put on this earring," said Mary =
mysteriously.

 

"The dam =
was made back to front," said the builder madly.

 

"A =
thousand thanks, Monsieur," said Tom mercifully.

 

"I love =
that superhero mouse," said Tom mightily.

 

"I just =
encountered Rick, Rick, Rick and Rick," said Tom =
metaphorically.

 

"$400. Do =
I hear $500?" asked Tom the auctioneer morbidly.

 

"Has that =
young lady been kidnapped?," said Tom =
mistakenly.

 

"This =
isn’t real turtle soup!" said Tom =
mockingly.

 

“And so =
another work week begins,” said Tom mundanely.

 

"I =
command a private army," said Tom maliciously.

 

"You won =
the bronze," said Tom meddlingly.

 

"I’ll cut =
you to ribbons!" said Tom mincingly.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"