[I’m old =
and forget jokes (most are thankful I do forget them) but have a few =
one-liners to liven up the living room on T’giving, as we’re =
all tired of watching the Cowboys or Lions lose =
anyway]
"My =
family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t =
quit cold turkey."
"We’=
ll worry about the Christmas tree later. Today it’s all about the =
poul-tree."
"Gobble =
’til you wobble."
"Getting =
the longer part of the wishbone is a snap."
“You =
ain’t seen stuffing yet."
"Whatever =
floats your gravy boat."
"Feast =
today, for tomorrow, we shop!"
"Leftovers=
are for quitters."
"It’s all =
fun and games until you have to unbutton your =
pants."
"I was =
planning on taking home leftovers, but all my plans were =
foiled."
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"