Mary’s =
mother: "I’m not upset that your lamb followed you to school, Mary, =
but I would like to know how he got a better grade than you did in =
poetry?"
~~
Batman=
217;s mother: "Yes, it is a nice car, Bruce, but do you realize how =
much the insurance is going to be?"
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Miss =
Muffet’s mother: "Well, Missy, all I’ve got to say is if you =
don’t get off your tuffet and start cleaning your room, there’ll be a =
lot more spiders around here!"
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Washingto=
n’s mother: "The next time I hear that you’re throwing =
money across the Potomac, George, you can kiss your allowance =
good-bye!"
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Jonah=
217;s mother: "That’s a nice story, Jo-Jo, but now tell me where =
you’ve really been for the last three =
days."
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SupermanR=
17;s mother: "Clark, your father and I have discussed it, and we’ve =
decided you can have your own iPhone. Now will you quit spending so much =
time in those phone =
booths?"
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"