I have team =
pix of when I was a basketball player in high school. I asked my dad why =
he didn’t have pix of me out on the floor actually playing. He =
answered, “Son, nobody wants to remember =
that.”
Wife wanted me =
to pick up some essential oils when I was out today. Got a large =
jug of Wesson. Essential oils are used to fry wings, onion rings =
and potatoes. All others are non-essential =
oils.
I quizzed my =
kids: “What do you say if a stranger gives you drugs?” They =
answered, “Thank you.” At least they know that drugs are =
expensive.
My teenaged =
daughter yelled, “Dad, it’s not your job to embarrass me in =
front of my friends.” She’s right. But it is one =
of the perks.
When driving =
on vacation and a big bug splattered on the windshield, I had two =
lessons for the kids. I’d say, “He’ll never have the =
guts to do that again” or “I know the last thing that =
entered that bugs mind – his back end.” =
One of the =
kids swallowed a bunch of scrabble tiles. I was afraid for his =
next vowel movement, that it could spell =
disaster.
~~ANSWERS to =
Weather Phobia Quiz~~
1. =
ANTLOPHOBIA =3D c FEAR OF FLOODS
2. =
ANEMOPHOBIA =3D m FEAR OF WIND
3. =
AURORAPHOBIA =3D h FEAR OF NORTHERN LIGHTS
4. =
ASTRAPHOBIA =3D g FEAR OF LIGHTNING
5. =
CHIONOPHOBIA =3D j FEAR OF SNOW
6. =
CERAUNOPHOBIA =3D l FEAR OF THUNDER
7. CRYOPHOBIA =
=3D f FEAR OF ICE/FROST
8. =
CHEIMATOPHOBIA =3D b FEAR OF COLD
9. =
HOMICHLAPHOBIA =3D d FEAR OF FOG
10. =
HELIOPHOBIA =3D k FEAR OF SUNLIGHT
11. =
LILAPSOPHOBIA =3D e FEAR OF HURRICANE/TORNADO
12. NEPHOPHBIA =
=3D a FEAR OF CLOUDS
13. =
PLUVIOPHOBIA =3D i FEAR OF RAIN
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"