[Source of =
these admissions will remain anonymous, as I want to remain =
married.]
“Spit up is my new favorite accessory; no =
outfit is complete without it.”
“I hate =
when I’m waiting for mom to cook dinner and then I remember I am =
the mom, and I must cook dinner.”
“Not =
saying that I might be loud when I yell at my kids, but even my =
neighbors hurry to brush their teeth and get =
dressed.”
“You =
know you’re a mom when picking up another human to smell their =
butt isn’t only normal, but =
necessary.”
My mom told me =
I’d never amount to anything because I procrastinate too =
much. I said, “Oh, yeah? Just you =
wait.”
“Sleep =
at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to =
investigating in the future.”
“I =
always say if you aren’t yelling at your kids, you’re not =
spending enough time with them.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"