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11/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#11 – November)

11/01/22 Grif.Net – Tom Swifty Puns (#11 – November)

[Fun with =
words, Tom Swifty style humor – letter “L” this =
month]

 

"I want =
to be carried in a covered couch," said Tom literally.

 

"Choir =
up!" commanded the church conductor loftily.

 

"No, you =
have to do it again," reiterated Tom loopily.

 

"This =
Christmas tree will look good when it’s decorated," said Tom =
lightly.

 

"I always =
pray to St. Ignatius," said Tom loyally.

 

“I have =
no recollection of the past 24 hours,” said Tom =
lackadaisically.

 

“I’=
ve lost all my Hungarian piano sheet music,” said Tom =
listlessly.

 

"I chop =
down trees for a living," said Tom lumberingly.

 

"What’s =
the score in the Stevie Wonder v Ray Charles tennis game?" asked =
Tom lovingly.

 

"Is it =
true that some animals will eat their own babies?" asked Tom =
literately.

 

“You =
call this a musical?" said Les miserably.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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Knows Me, This I Love!"