The University =
of Nigeria football team apologized for their poor performance in =
yesterday’s exhibition game against Michigan =
State.
They will be =
issuing refunds for anyone who purchased tickets. Just send in your bank =
details and pin number . . .
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A Miami =
Dolphin lineman was famished after a big game, so he ordered a large =
pizza.
The server =
asked him if he wanted it cut into 8 or 10 pieces. He said, "Just =
eight thanks, I’m hungry but I don’t think I could eat =
ten."
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What’s a New =
Orleans Saint’s favorite ice cream?
Any given =
sundae
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The Alabama =
football team needed to take a plane for their next game, and all have =
first class seats. Unfortunately, the airline overbooked first class and =
one of the player’s had to give up their seat.
The 4th =
string running back stepped up and said, "Put me in =
coach."
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"