Science =
teacher: “When is the boiling point =
reached?”
Student: =
“When my parents see my report =
card!”
~~
Daughter: =
“Mom, what’s it like to have the greatest daughter in the =
world?”
Mother: =
“I don’t know dear, ask your =
grandmother.”
~~
UW =
student: “I don’t like the Wisconsin cold this time of year. =
Think I might transfer to Argentina where the seasons are =
reversed.”
Friend: “You may not want to go there. I heard =
it is cold there, too.”
UW student: “But November is =
supposed to be summer there?”
Friend: “Yes, but my =
geography prof says down there its bordering =
Chile.”
~~
Bob =
(muttering to himself) “If at first you don’t succeed, try =
doing it the way your wife suggested in the beginning.” =
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"