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10/14/22 Grif.Net – Non-Sequiturs

10/14/22 Grif.Net – Non-Sequiturs

[British =
comedian Tommy Cooper has made an art-form of “non-sequitur =
humor” that still causes me to chuckle =
today]

 

I backed a =
horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at =
quarter past four.    

 

I was having =
dinner with chess champion Garry Kasparov and there was a checkered =
tablecloth.
It took him two hours to pass me the =
salt.

 

I cleaned the =
attic with the wife the other day.
Now I can’t get the cobwebs out =
of her hair.

 

Evidently, I =
slept like a log last night.
I woke up in the =
fireplace.

 

My =
mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was =
amazed.

I never knew =
they worked.

 

I said to the =
fitness instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?"
He =
asked, "How flexible are you?"
I said, "I can’t make =
Tuesdays"

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

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"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"