Son: =
“Mom, can I get $20?”
Mom: =
“Does it look like I’m made of =
money?”
Son: =
“Well, isn’t that what M.O.M stands =
for?”
~~
Daughter: =
“I can’t find my blouse this morning. I don’t think =
Mom will mind me asking even if she’s in the =
bathroom.”
Son: =
“Better not bother Mom. I read in science class that there =
are at least seven species that eat their young. I think our Mom may be =
one of them.”
~~
Teacher at =
police academy: “Rookie, what would you do if you had to arrest =
your own mother?”
Recruit: =
“Immediately call for backup.”
~~
Mom: “Do =
you know why your computer is so smart?”
Child: “No. =
Why?”
Mom: ̶=
0;Because it listens to its motherboard.”
~~
Mom & Dad: =
“Look at that kid over there; he’s not =
misbehaving.”
Son” “Maybe he has good parents =
then.”
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"