Q: What is =
black, covered with feathers and flies?
A: A dead =
crow.
Q: What is the =
meaning of a =E2=80=98true friend=E2=80=99?
A: One who =
remembers your birthday but not your age.
Q: Where can =
you find your grandmother in a hurry?
A: On =
Insta-gram.
Q: What kind =
of farmer gets the most awards?
A: The one who =
is outstanding in his field.
Q: What is the =
difference between outlaws and inlaws?
A: Outlaws are =
wanted.
Q: What is the =
favorite part of a computer keyboard at NASA Mission =
Control?
A: The space =
bar.
Q: What would =
you call a country where everyone lived in automobiles, not =
houses?
A: An =
incarnation.
Q: Why did the =
students quit listening to their Ancient History professor=E2=80=99s =
lecture?
A: When it =
came to the the subject of the Fertile Crescent he tended to =
Babylon.
Q: What do =
dentists call the x-rays?
A: Tooth =
pix
Q: What do you =
think of jokes with cliffhangers?
A: =
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Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"