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09/27/22 Grif.Net – A Few More Two-Liners

09/27/22 Grif.Net – A Few More Two-Liners

I tried to =
remember the name of my friend who worked each Christmas for the =
Salvation Army.

But nothing =
was ringing a bell.

 

I going to =
tell my family and friends that I’m leaving my job to pursue my =
lifelong dream of being a plastic surgeon.
That should raise a few =
eyebrows.

 

Everyone knows =
how much I love eating hot dogs.

I always =
devour them with relish.

 

Heard that the =
fire department responded to a three-alarm blaze at a Good-will store =
today.

Thankfully, no =
one was injured, but a couple people almost suffocated on secondhand =
smoke.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I Love!"