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09/26/22 Grif.Net – Two-Liners

09/26/22 Grif.Net – Two-Liners

My wife and I =
had this long argument about the appropriate shoes to wear when =
gardening.

She =
wouldn’t listen and kept digging in her =
heels.

 

At the bakery, =
I saw a long stick of bread posed for a photo, not for =
sale.

Evidently, it =
was a roll model.

 

We were =
driving to see the Golden Gate in person when my wife asked, “What =
will you do when you finally see it?”.

I told her, =
“Let’s just cross that bridge when we get =
there.”

 

My wife said =
she wants to donate her old clothes to the thrift store, so starving =
people can buy and wear them.

I told her =
that anyone who can fit in her clothes certainly isn’t =
starving.

 

~~

Dr Bob Griffin =

[email protected] =
www.grif.net =

"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"