[Despite =
popular opinion we are offering another serving of riddles for the =
kiddles]
Q: What did =
Mom and Dad Hamburger name their daughter?
A: =
Patty.
Q: What =
building in your town is the tallest?
A: The library =
has the most stories.
Q: Why did the =
dinosaur cross the road?
A: Because =
chicken jokes had not been invented yet.
Q: What do you =
call a horse that cannot lose a race?
A: =
Sherbet.
Q: What do you =
call leftover aliens from Mars?
A: =
Extra-terrestrials.
Q: What is the =
best key to use when peeling a banana?
A: A =
monkey.
Q: =
What’s the difference between a teacher and a steam =
locomotive?
A: A teacher =
says, “No gum”, while the engine says “chew, chew, =
chew”.
Q: Why did the =
Huffy bike keep smashing all the other bikes on the =
rack?
A: It was a =
vicious cycle.
Q: What is the =
longest word in the English language?
A: Smiles =
– there is a mile between each =
“s”.
Q: What is the =
best day of the week to go to the beach?
A: =
Sunday.
~~
Dr Bob Griffin =
[email protected] =
www.grif.net =
"Jesus =
Knows Me, This I =
Love!"